thevulcanfromvulcan:

into-the-time-vortex:

#I HAVE DREAMS LIKE YOU NO REALLY. #JUST MUCH LESS TOUCHY-FEELY. #THEY MAINLY HAPPEN SOMEWHERE WARM AND SUNNYYYYYYYYYYY. #ON AN ISLAND THAT I OWN TANNED AND RESTED AND ALONE. #SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS PILES OF MOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

If you didn’t just sing that, you’re lying

(Source: glennnrhee)

Mom: do you want anything from publix?
Me: yeah, mac 'n cheese would be great.
Mom: ... Don't you want something healthier?
Me: .....
Mom: maybe like appl-
Me: MAC.
Mom: how abo-
Me: AND.
Mom: but sweetie-
Me: CHEESE.

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

(Source: 69shadesofme)

snorlaxatives:

baby grinch fucked me up when i was younger hell baby grinch is still fuckin me up

snorlaxatives:

baby grinch fucked me up when i was younger hell baby grinch is still fuckin me up

Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

moo-im-a-goat-loki:

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

fuck guys

(Source: de4ctivate)

basedgosh:

i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards

thcure:

Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers